Thursday, October 1, 2009

suggestions for old greg

as you have been forced by a ridiculous margin to face this perfectly reasonable and legitimate fear, i suggest the following:

1. rescue remedy -  this is an all-natural, herbal remedy for panic situations. you can buy it at whole foods, among other hoity-toity grocery stores. it will also alleviate any episodes of "paranoia" one might experience if one partakes, (you know what im talkin' bout) prior to boarding time.

2. greg - since this is basically a case of coercion, you should make some people donate .10 cents for every mile you are forced to fly to the daniel faulker fund.

i wish you the best.
man, this just might suck for you.

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