Monday, October 5, 2009

s.i.c. argument #5

conservatives and republicans dont like sexy times.
 the big news of the day is david letterman has had sex.
with women.
more than one time.

the gop, moral majority, and conservatives alike, would find this loathsome. i offer the following examples that support my argument:

mark foley, (r), house of representatives. the quote: “get a ruler and measure it for me”

 larry craig, (r), u.s. senator: the quote: “I am not gay, I don’t do these kinds of things.”

bob allen, (r), florida house of representatives: the quote: “I certainly wasn’t there to have sex with anybody and certainly wasn’t there to exchange money for it.”

glenn murphy, jr., (r), national chairman of the young republicans: the quote: “I was in the Sound of Music in High School…don’t ask.” 

apparently they love the stuff.

journalists are calling for lettermans head as if they were reporting michael vick was eating puppies again. one would think consensual sex between two adults who happen to work in the same general location deserves a good, public flogging and they are just the folk to do it; andrea peyser leading the hungry pack.

  we assume there MUST be harrassmet involved, afterall, who one earth could possibly be genuinely attracted to a guy with a great sense of humor and a secure financial future?
women hate that.
the smerconish daily poll question asks whether letterman should be fired for dipping his ink in the company well. the nays were slightly ahead at last glance with smerconish on the side of the nays.
results tomorrow.
final thought: if smerconish were a conservative he would have voted "yes" with all those miserably unhappy people who probably never get laid and seek to persecute those who do.
: )

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